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Who Will Face Biden in 2024?

In a piece from The Hill dated May 31, 2021, nine Republicans were floated as potential presidential candidates for 2024.

3 min readMay 31, 2021

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Rush Limbaugh Is No More—RIP, Sir

It is with profound sadness that I reflect on the passing of Rush Limbaugh. For those of us who were among his earliest listeners, having…

2 min readFeb 17, 2021

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Rush Limbaugh Is No More—RIP, Sir

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News Blurbs — April 18, 2020

The news in blurbs

1 min readApr 18, 2020

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News Blurbs — April 18, 2020

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News Blurbs — April 17, 2020

The news in blurbs

2 min readApr 17, 2020

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News Blurbs — April 17, 2020

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News Blurbs — April 16, 2020

The news in blurbs

1 min readApr 17, 2020

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News Blurbs — April 16, 2020

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News Blurbs, April 13, 2020

Last updated: 15:17 eastern

1 min readApr 13, 2020

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News Blurbs, April 13, 2020

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Easter Bunny Dead from COVID-19

VATICAN CITY — It was announced by Cardinal Mino Rele, that the beloved giver of colorful eggs for nearly two millennia, the Easter Bunny…

1 min readApr 9, 2020

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Easter Bunny Dead from COVID-19

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Bernie Sanders Campaign Sells Rights to “Feel the Bern” Slogan

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Having formally announced the suspension of his campaign for the Democratic nomination, Sen. Bernie Sanders’ campaign…

1 min readApr 9, 2020

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Bernie Sanders Campaign Sells Rights to “Feel the Bern” Slogan

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NO Oil Talks for You

In a very “soup nazi” fashion, on Thursday, the Kremlin announced that they have no plans to talk to President Trump or the Saudi Arabian…

1 min readApr 9, 2020

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NO Oil Talks for You

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Fed to Give All Americans an ATM Card

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise announcement on Thursday morning, Fed chairman Jerome Powell announced a new program aimed at dumping…

1 min readApr 9, 2020

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Fed to Give All Americans an ATM Card

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J.B Roet

J.B Roet

Whiskey-fueled news analysis, opinion, satire, & other crap. Fingering the news for you 24/7 so YOU don't have to — unless you're into that sort of thing.

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